Hep. Well the card got it's response I was hoping for. So let's talk about black foxes. We spotted one of them again this evening. They are all black with a white tip on the tail. I call em Funks. We've seen two of these funks around our hood. Sorry for the crappy google photo, as the funks are quick like ninja and only the skilled photographer like Tom Mussehl can capture such a creature on film. They disappear into the night guys.
So lets talk about a creature that CAN be captured on film. This lazy fat a@# gives you all day to take a shot. His name: Chester. His game: Effing with my stuff, sleeping & screaming. He is my new best friend. He has claws but only three teeth, and he'll gum you to death with those empty chomps. He's a fantasy fisherman, constantly swatting at my fish tank only to be rejected by a pane of glass. Foooool! After someone takes a shower he likes to pop his head in the bathroom and lick water off the walls. "Caaaaaaaaaaat!" I exclaim, but he will not acknowledge. He'll even climb in the damn toilet bowl if you don't shut the lid.
